Today I am not in the mood to say Hi to you so, I am going to be rude and get right into today's agenda. I feel like you and I are at that place in our relationship where you expect me to dish on all the little, nasty details... wait, grammar check, it's nasty, little details... so yes, I feel like you and I are at that point in our relationship where you expect me to give all the details pertaining my daily encounters with fellow human beings, an occasional mermaid and those aliens that seem to be popping up once every two weeks.(They are getting more comfortable in our polluted earth air I guess). Well, you are in luck boys and girls because have I got dish for you! So, if you are a Nairobi-person, you have the idea of the supremacy of MATATUS aka MATHREE or whatever else you like to baptise these beasts of burden and entertainment and convenience. We shall discuss these in depth or shallow depth or waist high depth or any sort of depth you find suitable; BEASTS OF BURDEN T