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So, how are things on this of the internet? I know, I know, it's been a minute since we were here, you know, staring into each other's eyes and all, telling each other irrelevant pieces of little lies and pretending that we believe it all. Actually it's more of me telling you stories (which I am sure you doubt) and you staring into my fingers (not my eyes) through your device's screen and hoping on your life that you will get something interesting on this trainwreck that you can actually use. Anyway enough of that emotional, heart-wrenching, tear-invoking, blood-chilling, depression-causing introduction and let's get BUSY! (*disturbing and utterly inappropriate wink) I WAS ROBBED! Yes, I am that blunt! No,it wasn't one of those sappy 'Cupid robbed my heart' robbed and neither was it one of those, disturbed 'My heart was robbed of all emotion' robbed (which, by the way, comes with a jug of poison and a sack full of powersaws all delivere