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Of Rabbits,Easter and coconuts

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Easter,easter,easter Is it just me or is anyone else a little freaked out by how early the Easter bunny decided to hop around this year? *PS: that Easter bunny thing, not my thing. Here is what I tend to find a bit off with this belief in a hypothetical,wait,IMAGINARY animal that is supposed to be the bearer of all things Eastery. I did not know of anything to do with rabbits on an April holiday(Well,normally April. 2016 is shaping to look like those kids in school who always thought they were cooler than everyone else and would decide to always do things way ahead of time like going sneaking into the dorm rooms ten minutes before bedtime so that everyone will look at them awestruck by how bold and daring they are. I mean,if at all you are such a bad ass why sneak in only ten minutes before time?Why not do an hour or two before time? Heck do not even attend the two and a half hour long evening preps. Such bull/s. #BOARDINGSCHOOLDRAMA) Anyway, before I kill the Easter bunny story, w
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Hello, what's up, how are you? Enough with the niceties,my last post had something to do with Nigerian rice.Well actually,not Nigerian rice per se,(yes I do know words like per se,what did you think I am, a person who does not a word like per se?) Please *waves hand in contempt* uh-oh there goes another one, *bomb sound*, the 'C' word never disappoints. You might want to keep your eyes peeled for more words like CONTEMPT,PER SE etcetra etcetra.See what I did there with the etcetra etcetra thingy by the way, etcetra etcetra is the long version of ETC. Like,that word we all tend to put at the end of a list to make us seem professional and brief and precise and straight to the point. I wonder, what if one day there comes an app that helps expound on the etc at the end of any list? Oh, the horrors we would all be exposing ourselves to!  Do not judge the fact that I tend to think of an app that can expound on the etc at the end of a list.I mean,we are in the 21st century.You g